This explains why you have to slide down a stripper pole to get to the batcave.
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
It’s okay, Rudolph. I have the exact same reaction whenever someone tells me I’m cute.
it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years.
do you ever just look at someone and think “id go down on you, id go down on you so hard”
CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
so apparently in the max keeble’s big move movie the main character and his love interest are supposed to be around the same age but i looked it up and in reality the main actor was 12 during filming and the girl was 17
a 17 year old had to hit on a 12 year old
that is incredibly creepy
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
how did they spell dominos wrong when it’s written on the box
"…that ass is powerful!!!!"